Things Mike Said Today.

10:37am

"Dude, look at these pictures of Alberta today. You live in a wasteland."

12:04pm

Mike: "What's Kale? Why is it on the grocery list?"
Jake: "I think it's a fish. I don't know why we're in the produce isle."
Mike: "There's way too much green stuff in this cart. It's creeping me out."

3:28pm

Mike: "What's that music? It sounds aweful."
Jake: "That's your national anthem."
Mike: "Oh."

11:09

"It's ok, he's from Canada."