Soon You'll Be Sleepin' Wit Da Fishes

If you're not already on Facebook, stay away.

If you're new to facebook, get out while you still can, though it's probably too late for you.

While admittedly awesome in a social connectivity sort of way, there's just something creepy and disconcerting about the whole thing. That crazy internet man, it'll getchya.

You'd thought I'd learned my lesson by now too.