Copacetic? I want to light myself on fire...

Do you remember what you wore on July 27th? Probably not exactly. But I'll hazard a guess that it contained some of the following articles:

• Tee shirt
• Shorts
• Flip Flops (or those lame sandals with the straps that your dad always wears with socks. You know, even though you think you're fashionably better because you don't wear them with socks, you're not. Those sandals are still lame.)
• Sunglasses perhaps?

And so on. In any case, the point that I'm getting to in a round about sort of way is that if your walk to the grocery store looks like this in October...

You're in the wrong place. Humanity is not meant to live in climates where, if left outside without proper clothing (say the same clothes you wore on July 27th) you would die in a matter of hours or sometimes minutes.

This picture was taken in Bora Bora this very day. This very October 30th day.

Canada, no matter what anyone says about how great you are because of your democracy, your freedoms and your limitless opportunities, I will always and forever counter that idea and expose how horrid a country you really are with two words:

"Minus Forty."