Miss You, Love You, Need You.

Christopher Leigh Zeller is the greatest human being you've never met (unless you have met him in which case you know I'm lying for the sake of dramatic effect) and today, the world has most definitely become a more... interesting place because of him. If Chris' life were written as a novel, today's chapter would be called "Chris Gets a Blog". Who knows what oddball antics will be recorded in this, what is sure to be a torrid blog of tales so outlandish, extravagent and exciting that it may in fact rival Motley Crue's autobiography The Dirt for sheer audacity. Seriously, Chris has moved to what must be the excitement capitol of planet earth and I can only imagine at the rampant pace he must be living his life out there in... Holland, Michigan. Wow. Just... Wow.

But nonetheless, I miss Chris terribly. He was the 8th best roommate I've ever had (after Mike, Pete, Shiggs, Dustin, Darren, his brother Dylan and that lizard I looked after for Tom Drinkwater one summer). No one could annoy Dustin like Chris could and no one could (sort of) grow facial hair like Chris could. I will always miss his sense of humour (that only prepubescent boys found really funny) and his penchant for baking muffins at completely inappropriate times.
Stupid Chris... Knee, Football.